zt 破译女孩双关语（绝对经典）！
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/men.gif还http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shi.gif当朋友http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/liao.gif(其实http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif还http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shi.gif有http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/duo.gif馀http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/li.gif用价值http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif)http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif想http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif适合http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif根本就http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif喜欢http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif)
天气http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gif冷喔，手都快结冰http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/liao.gif(快牵http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif手http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ba.gif，http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/da.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/mu.gif头http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/gantan.gif)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif觉得http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif需要更http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/duo.gif一点http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif空间(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif太想看到http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif啦)
其实http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif人http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gif(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif想跟http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zai.gif一起)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif人http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gif(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif想跟http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zai.gif一起)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif人http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gif……http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhu.gif头，离http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif远一点)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif暂时http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif想交男朋友(闪边啦http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/gantan.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif还http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif到http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/xin.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhong.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shuai.gif哥标准http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif一半)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif想伤害http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/men.gif之间http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif友谊(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/men.gif之间也永远只会有友谊)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif这样让http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif感到http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gif尴尬(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif无法强迫自己说http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif想说http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif答案)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/xin.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhong.gif牵挂着一个人(那个人http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shi.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif特地虚设用来挡像http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif这种人http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif)
朋友才http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shi.gif长久http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif，http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shi.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ma.gif(想当http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif男朋友，自己http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif照照镜子)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif从来没想过这个问题(这根本http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shi.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif可能http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif嘛http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/gantan.gif别做白日梦啦)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif适合当个情人(废话，没有人会适合当http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif情人http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif啦)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif给http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif时间考虑(没给http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif时间，http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif怎麽跑得掉……)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif可能变班http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif(虽然理由http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gif烂，http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif过挡http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif绰绰有馀啦)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/men.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif距离太远http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/liao.gif(当个朋友就http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif错http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/liao.gif)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif条件http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gif(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif条件http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif还没http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gif到http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif想要http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif地步)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif觉得男女之间http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shi.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif有纯友谊http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif(对，http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif之间就http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif只可能有纯友谊)
其实http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif一直没有勇气接受http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif（看到http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif差点吓死……哪里还有勇气？）
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gif可http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ai3.gif(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gif幼稚)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gif可http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ai3.gif(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gif幼稚)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shi.gif超级可http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ai3.gif耶(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhu.gif头http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/gantan.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif要像http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/xiao1.gif朋友一样黏啦http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/gantan.gif)
遇到http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif，总会让http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif重温童年http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif快乐(感觉就像http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/a1.gif姨遇到http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/xiao1.gif弟弟一样)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif觉得http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gif乖耶(穿得俗http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/la.gif唧http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif，一看就知道跟http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif出去http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gif玩)
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/men.gif应该给彼此一点缓冲时间（给http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif时间滚http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/gantan.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif再http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif走，http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gif会翻脸http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/gantan.gif）
http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/shang.gif次迟到http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/zhen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/de.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hen.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gif意思(先迟到给http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif看，http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/xia.gif次http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif绝对http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif会到http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/gantan.gif)
别人都说http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif条件http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif错耶(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif从来没这样认为过)
如果http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/men.gif早一点认识就http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/hao.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/liao.gif(说http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/bu.gif定http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/ni2.gif会早点觉悟)
别急嘛，http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gifhttp://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/men.gif可以先作朋友(http://www.eoshow.com/images/cn/wo.gif可以趁这个时候找男朋友)
[ Last edited by 默子 on 2004-1-13 at 03:54 PM ] 我身有感触,失恋好残.....
哦!原来是这样啊! 我说呢? 明白一些了!
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